dark comedy

THE BONE DONOR

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My last two books tanked. So, now I’m in danger of missing my 2014 financial goal of earning enough royalty income to purchase an AM/FM clock radio. Accordingly, I felt obliged to publish yet another novel. This one is called THE BONE DONOR.

Unlike my other books, that feature almost incomprehensible plots, THE BONE DONOR is my attempt to reach more readers by writing something a wise-ass teenager could comprehend.

Featuring the dark humor of yours truly, THE BONE DONOR deploys a simple linear plot to tell the story of Jason Mashburn, a twenty something who learns love can be murder when the girl of his dreams falls victim to a rare blood disease…

I’m not sure how to categorize THE BONE DONOR. So, I’m calling it a dark romance/mystery/thriller, which means everybody should love this book, or I’m facing a insurmountable competition. Time will tell 🙂

THE BONE DONOR was specifically written to be read from a beach chair. It contains 42,000 words and is rated PG-13. Only available at Amazon.com

I Caved – BILLY GRIST is FREE tomorrow.

Sorry, I know somewhere back, a month or a two ago, I tweeted that my latest undiscovered masterpiece, BILLY GRIST would never be free. I like to think, I didn’t lie, but I did. The reality is the launch of BILLY GRIST fell flat on its face, forcing me to eat crow. Maybe readers are offended by the first two sentences in the book that speak of God in most unflattering terms.  Or maybe, the Big Guy himself is spiting me for claiming he’s an F-up…

Alas, current sales of BILLY GRIST can be counted on one set of hands that have experienced a serious industrial accident. Accordingly, I’m doing the Amazon KDP thing with BILLY GRIST and posting it for FREE for the next couple days, starting tomorrow, and then again in May.

This being said, if you are one of the few readers that bought BILLY GRIST ping me at wright4bucks@gmail.com and I’ll Paypal your $3.

I don’t write mainstream books. It’s not in me. But, my works are original. well written, and too a few readers very  interesting. So, if you can spare a click download BILLY GRIST tomorrow. I promise it won’t hurt you, but prepare to be offended between laughs.

BILLY GRIST now available at Amazon, at http://www.amazon.com/Billy-Grist-ebook/dp/B00BR6RT3M/

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