30 Jun 2012
I’m pleased to announce the publication of THE GENERAL STORE, my third ebook. It is now available at Amazon.com.
To recap my illustrious indie author career, my first book was EVEN STEVEN, a romantic comedy about particle physics. It is a book without a genre, and so far, not much of an audience. But, the few folks that have read it seem to love it. If you want to read something very very different, check it out.
My second book is a romance/satire about quadriplegia called THE WALKING MAN. Several people have read THE WALKING MAN. Some folks love this book. It contains quite a few laughs and imparts some insights about immobility that make it a worthwhile read.
Now comes my third book, THE GENERAL STORE. In this book I am intentionally trying to attract a wider audience by writing a flat out comedy about sex and betrayal in a small town. Meant to be read in one sitting. The main goal of this book is to make you laugh.
The opening line in THE GENERAL STORE sets the tone and goes downhill from there.
“Although Jebediah Jones was ninety-three years old, he could still remember his first erection like it was yesterday.”
Now available at Amazon.com. See blurb below.
The General Store
The small town of Apple, Massachusetts is falling apart. Mayor Happy Munson has betrayed another “friend.” This time an old man with the money and brains to get even. Jebediah Jones, the well-endowed the owner of the General Store, has been arrested for literally hanging out. And, Doris Keegle, the chairman of the Apple’s restoration committee, wants Rake Davis, the leader of the town’s biker club, to stop half burying his old Ford pick-up trucks. THE GENERAL STORE is an LOL comedy about what happens when small minded people start minding other people’s business. WICKED FUNNY! Available now in ebook format at Amazon.com. This naughty novella is Rated R due to crass language and sexual content.
Fiction. 31,000 words.
Price: $2.99 USD